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Lamb (2006) Parents Guide: Is the book OK for kids?

Age Rating, Sex, Violence & Language

The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing years -- except Biff, the Messiah's best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story in the divinely hilarious yet heartfelt work "reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams" (Philadelphia Inquirer).Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse… Sign up for the full guide

Adult • 2006 • 408 pages • Grade 11-12

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Lamb is a satirical, irreverent, and humorous retelling of the life of Jesus (Joshua) told from the perspective of his childhood best friend, Biff. The book explores the 'missing years' of Christ's life through a lens of 'New Adult' humor, featuring frequent sexual references, depictions of debauchery, and strong profanity balanced with genuine theological curiosity. It is intended for mature readers who enjoy dark satire and are not… Sign up for the full guide

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Is Lamb appropriate for kids?

Lamb is a satirical, irreverent, and humorous retelling of the life of Jesus (Joshua) told from the perspective of his childhood best friend, Biff. The book explores the 'missing years' of Christ's life through a lens of 'New Adult' humor, featuring frequent sexual references… Read more — free account

Content severity in Lamb

Sex Intense 8/10
Violence Intense 9/10
Language Strong 7/10
Substances Strong 7/10
Themes Moderate 4/10

What happens in Lamb, moment by moment

  1. p. 12 💬 Language 6/10
  2. p. 28 ⚔ Violence & Gore 4/10
  3. p. 45 🔥 Mature Themes 3/10
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Sex and nudity in Lamb

Frequent and often graphic descriptions of sexual encounters involving Biff dominate the narrative. While Joshua remains celibate as the Messiah, Biff acts as his earthly foil, visiting brothels throughout the East and engaging in descriptive sexual acts including oral and intercourse. Maggie (Mary Magdalene) is also depicted in a highly sexualized context before her conversion, with Biff offering blunt commentary on her physical attributes. The book contains numerous ribald jokes, discussions about 'spilling…

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Violence and gore in Lamb

Moderate to strong depictions of ancient violence occur, including martial arts combat, demonic possession, and a visceral, detailed account of the crucifixion. Joshua and Biff encounter bandits and use 'Jew-Jitsu' to defend themselves, resulting in broken limbs and blunt-force trauma. Several scenes involve the reanimation of corpses, such as the Raising of Lazarus, which is handled with both dark humor and physiological gore. The final chapters transition into a more serious tone, depicting the Roman scourging…

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Language in Lamb

Strong and persistent profanity occurs throughout the entire novel, often used by Biff and the Angel Raziel. The text includes frequent use of 'f-words,' 's-words,' and various derogatory terms used for comedic effect in a modern vernacular. Characters often take religious names in vain, which is intended as a meta-textual joke given their proximity to the actual figures. There are also crude anatomical terms and insults traded between Biff and the various disciples. The dialogue is deliberately anachronistic…

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Drugs, alcohol, and smoking in Lamb

The characters encounter various substances during their travels to the East, including the recreational use of opium and hashish. Biff is particularly prone to experimenting with these drugs, and their psychoactive effects are described over multiple pages. Frequent consumption of wine and beer is a staple of the social environment, with several scenes depicting characters becoming intoxicated. In one instance, a Wise Man uses medicinal herbs that have hallucinogenic properties during a spiritual training…

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Mature themes in Lamb

Religious satire is the primary framework, exploring the nature of divinity versus humanity through the lens of friendship and sacrifice. The book examines the search for spiritual enlightenment by blending Buddhism, Hinduism, and Judaism as Joshua seeks to learn how to be the Messiah. Major themes include the burden of destiny, the loyalty of a best friend, and the tension between religious dogma and human emotion. Biff represents the 'everyman' who struggles with the heavy concepts of sin and salvation while…

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Is Lamb appropriate for kids?

Bontent's parent guide suggests Lamb is best for ages 17+. Lamb is a satirical, irreverent, and humorous retelling of the life of Jesus (Joshua) told from the perspective of his childhood best friend, Biff. The book explores the 'missing years' of Christ's life through a lens…

What age rating does Lamb have?

Books don't carry official age ratings. Lamb is shelved by its publisher as Adult, but that's a marketing category, not a content rating — Bontent's own review of what's actually on the page puts it at ages 17+.

What reading level is Lamb?

Lamb is 408 pages and its reading level is Grade 11-12. Bontent recommends it for ages 17+.

What is Lamb about?

Lamb is a satirical, irreverent, and humorous retelling of the life of Jesus (Joshua) told from the perspective of his childhood best friend, Biff. The book explores the 'missing years' of Christ's life through a lens of 'New Adult' humor, featuring frequent sexual references, depictions of debauchery, and strong…

Is there sex or nudity in Lamb?

Frequent and often graphic descriptions of sexual encounters involving Biff dominate the narrative. While Joshua remains celibate as the Messiah, Biff acts as his earthly foil, visiting brothels throughout the East and engaging in descriptive sexual acts…

How violent is Lamb?

Moderate to strong depictions of ancient violence occur, including martial arts combat, demonic possession, and a visceral, detailed account of the crucifixion. Joshua and Biff encounter bandits and use 'Jew-Jitsu' to defend themselves, resulting in broken…

Is the language in Lamb appropriate for kids?

Strong and persistent profanity occurs throughout the entire novel, often used by Biff and the Angel Raziel. The text includes frequent use of 'f-words,' 's-words,' and various derogatory terms used for comedic effect in a modern vernacular. Characters often…

Are drugs, alcohol, or smoking depicted in Lamb?

The characters encounter various substances during their travels to the East, including the recreational use of opium and hashish. Biff is particularly prone to experimenting with these drugs, and their psychoactive effects are described over multiple pages…

What mature themes appear in Lamb?

Religious satire is the primary framework, exploring the nature of divinity versus humanity through the lens of friendship and sacrifice. The book examines the search for spiritual enlightenment by blending Buddhism, Hinduism, and Judaism as Joshua seeks to…

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