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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) Parents Guide: Is the movie OK for kids?

Age Rating, Sex, Violence & Language

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Rated PG-13 • 2008 • 1h 40m

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a fish-out-of-water comedy that earns its PG-13 rating primarily for sexual content and some drug-related material. The film follows spoiled movie star Megan Valentine as she enlists in the army, leading to comedic situations. Parents should be aware of sexual references and innuendo throughout, a plot point involving a character being drugged, and some social drinking. Violence is limited to… Sign up for the full guide

Cast

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Vivica A. Fox
Vivica A. Fox
Steve Guttenberg
Steve Guttenberg
Aimee Garcia
Aimee Garcia
Olesya Rulin
Olesya Rulin
Keiko Agena
Keiko Agena
Jill Marie Jones
Jill Marie Jones
Ryan Sypek
Ryan Sypek
Cheri Oteri
Cheri Oteri
Gary Grubbs
Gary Grubbs
Bryce Johnson
Bryce Johnson
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Floriana Tullio
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Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous appropriate for kids?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a fish-out-of-water comedy that earns its PG-13 rating primarily for sexual content and some drug-related material. The film follows spoiled movie star Megan Valentine as she enlists in the army, leading to comedic situations. Parents… Read more — free account

Content severity in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Sex Moderate 4/10
Violence Moderate 4/10
Language Moderate 3/10
Substances Strong 5/10
Themes Strong 5/10

What happens in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, moment by moment

  1. 0:05 ⚔ Violence & Gore 4/10
  2. 0:08 🔥 Mature Themes 5/10
  3. 0:18 💬 Language 3/10
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Sex and nudity in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The film contains moderate sexual content, consisting of verbal innuendo, jokes about relationships, and characters seen in their underwear in the barracks. There is no nudity. The references are played for comedy and align with the PG-13 rating.

Violence and gore in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Violence is mostly comedic and situational. An early scene shows the wreckage of a car accident, though the event itself is not depicted. Other instances involve slapstick struggles during army training exercises, like navigating obstacle courses, which are played for laughs and are not intense or graphic.

Language in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Language is very mild. There are a few instances of words like "hell" or "damn," typically used by drill sergeants or out of frustration, but no strong profanity.

Drugs, alcohol, and smoking in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Substance use is present but not glorified. There is a plot point where it's revealed a character was unknowingly drugged (her drink was spiked). In another scene, characters have a celebratory alcoholic drink. The MPAA rating specifically cites "some drug material."

Mature themes in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The film's main themes include personal growth, humility, and overcoming stereotypes. Megan's journey involves dealing with public humiliation, the loss of her fortune, and learning to adapt to a new, disciplined environment. It also explores themes of camaraderie and finding purpose.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous appropriate for kids?

Bontent's parent guide suggests Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is best for ages 13+. It's rated PG-13. Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a fish-out-of-water comedy that earns its PG-13 rating primarily for sexual content and some drug-related material. The film follows spoiled movie star Megan Valentine as she…

What age rating does Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous have?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is officially rated PG-13. Bontent's independent parent guide recommends it for ages 13+.

What is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous about?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a fish-out-of-water comedy that earns its PG-13 rating primarily for sexual content and some drug-related material. The film follows spoiled movie star Megan Valentine as she enlists in the army, leading to comedic situations. Parents should be aware of sexual references and…

Is there sex or nudity in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?

The film contains moderate sexual content, consisting of verbal innuendo, jokes about relationships, and characters seen in their underwear in the barracks. There is no nudity. The references are played for comedy and align with the PG-13 rating.

How violent is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?

Violence is mostly comedic and situational. An early scene shows the wreckage of a car accident, though the event itself is not depicted. Other instances involve slapstick struggles during army training exercises, like navigating obstacle courses, which are…

Is the language in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous appropriate for kids?

Language is very mild. There are a few instances of words like "hell" or "damn," typically used by drill sergeants or out of frustration, but no strong profanity.

Are drugs, alcohol, or smoking shown in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?

Substance use is present but not glorified. There is a plot point where it's revealed a character was unknowingly drugged (her drink was spiked). In another scene, characters have a celebratory alcoholic drink. The MPAA rating specifically cites "some drug…

What mature themes appear in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?

The film's main themes include personal growth, humility, and overcoming stereotypes. Megan's journey involves dealing with public humiliation, the loss of her fortune, and learning to adapt to a new, disciplined environment. It also explores themes of…

How long is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous runs 100 minutes, directed by Steve Miner, released in 2008.

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