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Baloney (2003) Parents Guide: Is the book OK for kids?

Age Rating, Sex, Violence & Language

A transmission received from outer space in a combination of different Earth languages tells of an alien schoolboy's fantastic excuse for being late to school again.

Picture Book • 2003 • 38 pages • Grade 2

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Baloney is a whimsical picture book about an alien student who makes up an elaborate excuse for being late to school. The book uses 'gibberish' words that are actually foreign language terms (like Latin, Swahili, and Italian) to tell a science fiction story. It is a creative, language-focused read with zero objectionable content, suitable for all elementary-aged children.

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Is Baloney appropriate for kids?

Baloney is a whimsical picture book about an alien student who makes up an elaborate excuse for being late to school. The book uses 'gibberish' words that are actually foreign language terms (like Latin, Swahili, and Italian) to tell a science fiction story. It is a creative… Read more — free account

Content severity in Baloney

Sex None 0/10
Violence Mild 2/10
Language Mild 1/10
Substances None 0/10
Themes Mild 1/10

What happens in Baloney, moment by moment

  1. p. 1 🔥 Mature Themes 1/10
  2. p. 4 💬 Language 1/10
  3. p. 12 ⚔ Violence & Gore 1/10
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Sex and nudity in Baloney

No notable sexual content in this book. Parents can preview alongside the reader if desired. The book focuses entirely on a sci-fi excuse for school tardiness involving an alien child and his teacher. There are no romantic interests, flirtations, or suggestive imagery. The characters are stylized alien creatures with no human-like features or clothing concerns. This title is completely safe for a preschool and elementary audience in terms of physical maturity.

Violence and gore in Baloney

Very mild slapstick humor typical of a cartoon includes a character falling or getting lost in space, but no actual injury or aggression. Baloney experiences a crash landing in his pikel, which is depicted as a harmless tumble onto a new planet. He is later picked up by a giant hand, which might cause a very brief moment of tension before it is revealed to be a non-scary situation. The alien life forms encountered are colorful and whimsical rather than predatory or frightening. Even the most 'perilous' moments are…

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Language in Baloney

This book includes mild strong language content. Examples include: Use of various 'alien' words which are actually real foreign words, meant for educational discovery. Parents can use the page timeline to preview the specific moments. There is no profanity or use of insults; the 'baloney' in the title refers to a tall tale rather than a derogatory term. Some children might find the use of unfamiliar words like 'szkola' or 'astrodidax' confusing initially, but a glossary is provided at the end. The linguistic play…

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Drugs, alcohol, and smoking in Baloney

No notable substance use in this book. Parents can preview alongside the reader if desired. There are no scenes involving food that could be mistaken for alcohol, nor any mention of medicine or smoking. The 'fuel' for the space craft is treated as a fantastical element with no real-world drug parallels. The focus remains on the imaginative journey and the tools needed for space travel. It is a wholesome reading experience with no chemical or substance-related concerns.

Mature themes in Baloney

Creativity, honesty, and linguistic play; the protagonist uses a wild imagination to explain his tardiness. The book explores the fine line between telling a lie and telling a story, with the teacher ultimately appreciating the effort. Baloney faces the pressure of being on time and the consequence of having to explain himself to an authority figure. It encourages readers to look at everyday obstacles through a lens of science fiction and adventure. The underlying message celebrates multilingualism and the fun of…

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is Baloney appropriate for kids?

Bontent's parent guide suggests Baloney is best for ages 5+. Baloney is a whimsical picture book about an alien student who makes up an elaborate excuse for being late to school. The book uses 'gibberish' words that are actually foreign language terms (like Latin, Swahili, and…

What age rating does Baloney have?

Books don't carry official age ratings. Baloney is published for a Picture Book audience, and Bontent's independent parent guide recommends it for ages 5+.

What reading level is Baloney?

Baloney is 38 pages and its reading level is Grade 2. Bontent recommends it for ages 5+.

What is Baloney about?

Baloney is a whimsical picture book about an alien student who makes up an elaborate excuse for being late to school. The book uses 'gibberish' words that are actually foreign language terms (like Latin, Swahili, and Italian) to tell a science fiction story. It is a creative, language-focused read with zero…

Is there sex or nudity in Baloney?

No notable sexual content in this book. Parents can preview alongside the reader if desired. The book focuses entirely on a sci-fi excuse for school tardiness involving an alien child and his teacher. There are no romantic interests, flirtations, or…

How violent is Baloney?

Very mild slapstick humor typical of a cartoon includes a character falling or getting lost in space, but no actual injury or aggression. Baloney experiences a crash landing in his pikel, which is depicted as a harmless tumble onto a new planet. He is later…

Is the language in Baloney appropriate for kids?

This book includes mild strong language content. Examples include: Use of various 'alien' words which are actually real foreign words, meant for educational discovery. Parents can use the page timeline to preview the specific moments. There is no profanity or…

Are drugs, alcohol, or smoking depicted in Baloney?

No notable substance use in this book. Parents can preview alongside the reader if desired. There are no scenes involving food that could be mistaken for alcohol, nor any mention of medicine or smoking. The 'fuel' for the space craft is treated as a…

What mature themes appear in Baloney?

Creativity, honesty, and linguistic play; the protagonist uses a wild imagination to explain his tardiness. The book explores the fine line between telling a lie and telling a story, with the teacher ultimately appreciating the effort. Baloney faces the…

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