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All the Crooked Saints (2017) Parents Guide: Is the book OK for kids?

Age Rating, Sex, Violence & Language

*Here is a thing everyone wants: A miracle.* *Here is a thing everyone fears: What it takes to get one.* Any visitor to Bicho Raro, Colorado is likely to find a landscape of dark saints, forbidden love, scientific dreams, miracle-mad owls, estranged affections, one or two orphans, and a sky full of watchful desert stars. At the heart of this place you will find the Soria family, who all have the ability to perform unusual miracles. And at the heart of this family are three cousins longing to change its future: Beatriz… Sign up for the full guide

YA • 2017 • 320 pages • Grade 9-10

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All the Crooked Saints is a magical realism novel suitable for young adults due to its lyrical exploration of psychological trauma, religious themes, and the weight of ancestral expectations. The story contains no graphic sexual content or high-intensity gore, though it features several unsettling 'miracles' that manifest as physical deformities or strange transformations. It is a slow-paced, atmospheric read intended for mature teens… Sign up for the full guide

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Is All the Crooked Saints appropriate for kids?

All the Crooked Saints is a magical realism novel suitable for young adults due to its lyrical exploration of psychological trauma, religious themes, and the weight of ancestral expectations. The story contains no graphic sexual content or high-intensity gore, though it features… Read more — free account

Content severity in All the Crooked Saints

Sex Mild 2/10
Violence Strong 5/10
Language Moderate 3/10
Substances Moderate 3/10
Themes Strong 6/10

What happens in All the Crooked Saints, moment by moment

  1. p. 12 🔥 Mature Themes 3/10
  2. p. 44 ⚔ Violence & Gore 4/10
  3. p. 68 💬 Language 2/10
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Sex and nudity in All the Crooked Saints

Very mild romantic elements are present, but the book remains appropriate for a young adult audience. Relationships between characters like Beatriz and Pete, or Joaquin and his listeners, focus on emotional connection and shared goals rather than physical desire. There are a few brief, chaste kisses, such as those occurring in chapters 14 and 38, but they are described with a focus on intimacy and resolution rather than sensuality. No graphic descriptions, nudity, or sexual sequences are depicted. The tone is…

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Violence and gore in All the Crooked Saints

Violence is moderate and surreal, manifesting as magical consequences rather than traditional physical combat. A central element involves 'miracles' that cause unsettling transformations, such as a character growing antlers or a man being followed by a literal rain cloud of blood. There are references to past tragedies, including the death of a character killed by a coyote mentioned in chapter 5. The manifestations of darkness can be frightening, involving anatomical changes and property damage, but they are…

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Language in All the Crooked Saints

The language in this novel is mild and relatively sparse, primarily used to heighten moments of emotional tension or character frustration. Readers will encounter occasional use of words like 'hell', 'damn', 'bastard', and 'ass' throughout the 320 pages. These terms are used in dialogue, such as Joaquin's radio broadcasts or the Soria family's internal arguments. There is no pervasive use of strong profanity, and no slurs or highly offensive epithets are present. The vocabulary level is sophisticated, reflecting…

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Drugs, alcohol, and smoking in All the Crooked Saints

Substance use is very light and restricted to realistic social contexts for adults in a 1960s setting. Adult characters are occasionally depicted drinking tequila or beer while discussing the weight of their family history or managing the pilgrims. There are no scenes depicting intoxication that leads to dangerous behavior, and no focus on substance abuse as a plot point. Illegal drug use is entirely absent from the story. The presence of alcohol serves primarily to ground the setting and the culture of the Soria…

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Mature themes in All the Crooked Saints

Heavy themes of psychological 'inner darkness,' religious guilt, and the weight of ancestral expectations permeate the narrative. The Soria family lives under a strict set of rules regarding their 'miracles,' which serve as physical metaphors for mental health struggles, grief, and personal flaws. Characters like Daniel and Beatriz grapple with the danger of suppressing emotions and the fear of an inherited curse. The book explores the burden of family secrets and the difficult journey toward self-actualization…

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Is All the Crooked Saints appropriate for kids?

Bontent's parent guide suggests All the Crooked Saints is best for ages 14+. All the Crooked Saints is a magical realism novel suitable for young adults due to its lyrical exploration of psychological trauma, religious themes, and the weight of ancestral expectations. The story contains no…

What age rating does All the Crooked Saints have?

Books don't carry official age ratings. All the Crooked Saints is published for a YA audience, and Bontent's independent parent guide recommends it for ages 14+.

What reading level is All the Crooked Saints?

All the Crooked Saints is 320 pages and its reading level is Grade 9-10. Bontent recommends it for ages 14+.

What is All the Crooked Saints about?

All the Crooked Saints is a magical realism novel suitable for young adults due to its lyrical exploration of psychological trauma, religious themes, and the weight of ancestral expectations. The story contains no graphic sexual content or high-intensity gore, though it features several unsettling 'miracles' that…

Is there sex or nudity in All the Crooked Saints?

Very mild romantic elements are present, but the book remains appropriate for a young adult audience. Relationships between characters like Beatriz and Pete, or Joaquin and his listeners, focus on emotional connection and shared goals rather than physical…

How violent is All the Crooked Saints?

Violence is moderate and surreal, manifesting as magical consequences rather than traditional physical combat. A central element involves 'miracles' that cause unsettling transformations, such as a character growing antlers or a man being followed by a…

Is the language in All the Crooked Saints appropriate for kids?

The language in this novel is mild and relatively sparse, primarily used to heighten moments of emotional tension or character frustration. Readers will encounter occasional use of words like 'hell', 'damn', 'bastard', and 'ass' throughout the 320 pages…

Are drugs, alcohol, or smoking depicted in All the Crooked Saints?

Substance use is very light and restricted to realistic social contexts for adults in a 1960s setting. Adult characters are occasionally depicted drinking tequila or beer while discussing the weight of their family history or managing the pilgrims. There are…

What mature themes appear in All the Crooked Saints?

Heavy themes of psychological 'inner darkness,' religious guilt, and the weight of ancestral expectations permeate the narrative. The Soria family lives under a strict set of rules regarding their 'miracles,' which serve as physical metaphors for mental…

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